New York- A federal judge through out an anti-piracy lawsuit by members of the band The Revolution Rules! after determining their songs absolutely sucked.
As part of the preliminary hearings the CD that was put into evidence was played on a CD player. When the judge heard the songs he asked the band to explain their type of music and songs. The band described themselves as a little Weezer, some Gin Blossoms, and Bowling for Soup.
"I am a fan of the Gin Blossoms and Weezer I must say two things. First, never mix them with the likes of Bowling for Soup. Next, your stuff sucks!"
The judge listed off a series of complaints about the music, including ripping off melody from Better than Ezra, bad singing and lyrics that were "Pat Booneish". The judge said they should be happy that anyone listened to their crap and that was payment enough for damages incurred.
The defendant, Jeremy Barns, age 13, was let off the charge of pirating music, but the judge strongly recommended that he get a hearing test and follow it up with a copy of Enter Sandman from Metallica to get him back on the straight and narrow.
WRITTEN BY PARSON MONTHLY FOR B.S. WIRE SERVICE