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Hilarious audio clips from Hot Tub Time Macine [28 Mar 2010|02:34am]

sotathebear
Some pretty funny audio clips from Hot Tub Time Machine!





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Insult This guy! [17 Jul 2009|02:34am]

hairypolack
Insult John Ramsey!!!!



the beautiful thing is... if you click on this to insult it.... we still win!
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Carlin Vs Phelps! [31 Oct 2008|06:45pm]

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[17 Aug 2008|03:24am]

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worlds oldest joke [31 Jul 2008|08:35am]

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http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20080731/lf_nm_life/britain_joke_dc

World's oldest joke traced back to 1900 BC

LONDON (Reuters Life!) - The world's oldest recorded joke has been traced back to 1900 BC and suggests that toilet humor was as popular with the ancients as it is today.

It is a saying of the Sumerians, who lived in what is now southern Iraq and goes: "Something which has never occurred since time immemorial; a young woman did not fart in her husband's lap."

It heads the world's oldest top 10 joke list published by the University of Wolverhampton on Thursday.

A 1600 BC gag about a pharaoh, said to be King Snofru, comes second -- "How do you entertain a bored pharaoh? You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish."

The oldest British joke dates back to the 10th Century and reveals the bawdy face of the Anglo-Saxons -- "What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke the hole that it's often poked before? Answer: A key."

"Jokes have varied over the years, with some taking the question and answer format while others are witty proverbs or riddles," said the report's writer Dr Paul McDonald, senior lecturer at the university.

"What they all share however, is a willingness to deal with taboos and a degree of rebellion. Modern puns, Essex girl jokes and toilet humor can all be traced back to the very earliest jokes identified in this research."

The study was commissioned by television channel Dave. The top 10 oldest jokes can be viewed at www.dave-tv.co.uk.

(Reporting by John Joseph; Editing by Steve Addison)
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comedy cartoon [07 Jul 2008|11:40pm]

hairypolack
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[24 Jun 2008|04:19pm]

hairypolack
any LJ communities devoted to stand up comedy?
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Chinese game [03 Feb 2007|03:48pm]

alex_j

While the Chinese may be progressing economically their command of English still leaves us guessing at times...

http://community.livejournal.com/russian_window/11055.html

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I Got My Free Walrus Online! [01 Aug 2006|10:24pm]

internetslacker

Now I know why Nigerian e-mail scams work: no matter how incredibly stupid a scam or fake ad might sound, someone on the Internet will fall for it.
 
As a joke, I posted a fake ad in the ‘free’ section on craigslist. For those three people who don’t know, craigslist is a monstrously popular “bulletin board” site where people from all over the world post ads, rants, advice, etc. You’re allowed to post anonymously, which is good, because the joke I did was so utterly moronic I’m surprised the Internet Stupidity Patrol hasn’t shown up at my front door and beaten me in the kidneys with rubber hoses full of sand.
 
The fake ad was, well, for a free walrus. 
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Kevin Garofalo! [22 Jun 2006|07:46am]

mookbear
Hey Everyone!

My name is Holly. I'm here to put in a good word for my best friend, Kevin. He's recently started his own web blog. He's a stand-up comedian in Chapel Hill, NC. He's a really funny guy who has a great heart too!

I hope you'll check him out at his his site kevingarofalo.net.
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The Dom Joly Mystery [06 Jan 2006|11:36pm]

the_octagon
Can YOU answer the Dom Joly Mystery???
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The Unofficial Carlos Mencia Fans Community [25 Aug 2005|01:39pm]

earthensky
You hate him?
You love him?

The Unofficial Carlos Mencia Fans Community here on LJ was lucky enough to have the one and only Carlos Mencia join them! Yes, you heard it. The REAL deal has joined the Unofficial Fan Club, here on Livejournal.

Why don't you come join us today as well?

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No Shit, Einstien... [16 Jul 2005|12:28am]

73rdvirgin
I think that Einstein was a big pothead, just because of the stuff he came up with, the fact that there was scientific evidence behind it was a complete coincidence. (holding a joint) I think (inhale) that as you speed up...(inhale) time, man, it slows down, man (inhale).

Some people might get it... Some people might need to pay a little bit more attention in Science Class, yea, I know It's hard. The only reason I was paying attention was my Science teacher did not wear a bra and I guess some knowledge seeped through my hard skull. Which wasn't the only thing that was har-...alright, I'll shut up.

If that made you laugh, chuckle, think, wonder, or giggle like a school girl and you liked it... Go Here:
http://www.livejournal.com/users/73rdvirgin/
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[14 Jul 2005|11:49am]

crazy_loon
If promoting is not allowed, then the maintainer can delete this post.

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If you like comedy, tell jokes, or write comedic stories, please join. Contribute some of your work to the community or just join and support it.

Help us get it up and running by joining!
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[14 Apr 2005|09:13pm]

digigrader
Hello there,
Just joined. My names Jason and I write short comedy stories and other silliness.
Been a member of lj for a week now so still traversing the whole site mentally, and sometimes calmly. Been looking for a place to park and this community seemed perfect.
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[10 Apr 2005|07:49pm]

bunnyreaper
I have been told that this on-going script is fucking hilarious so meh...

Read more...Collapse )
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NEW BOOK EXPLORE MAN FROM NANTUKET LEGEND [01 Apr 2005|09:23am]

yankeewanky

New Orleans , LA- Matt Tromyth is considered a radical among urban legends researchers. While many urban researchers focus on cliché legends and internet lore, Tromyth goes in search of legends that many people don’t even recognize.

“I was in a bar one night listening to these guys telling stories about a man a friend of a friend met in Nantucket while on vacation or something. This guy had a genetic disorder that gave him a very long penis, so long he was reported to be able to perform fellatio on himself. This sounded like a story I had heard before in elementary school. That’s when I decided to explore these legends and document them.” Tromyth said in interview.

Tromyth has taken all his investigations and made a book called The Man From Nantucket, and other Urban Legends, which offers historical documentation to explore the legends and their accuracy.

Tromyth said he first got interested in urban legends while a history major in college. He had grown weary of his focus on 19th century French politics and was considering a change in major when a friend introduced him to snopes.com, a major internet urban legends site. Tromyth said from then on his whole career has focused on urban legends.

Tromyth’s agent have released portions of his book for media.


There once was a man from Nantucket
With a dick so long he could suck it
He said with a grin
As he wiped off his chin
If my ear were a cunt then I’d fuck it.


“…after long study of this legend I found that it was not entirely true. No such man lived in Nantucket, but there was a similar case in Fantucket, Rhode Island. Newspaper clippings from 1897 tell of a medical oddity in which a man called Ronald Jer-Ammy had a sixteen inch penis. There is no indication that he actually sucked it, though there some evidence that he was popular with the ladies about town…


A horny young lady named Lil
fucked a dynamite stick for a thrill
they found her vagina
in North Carolina
and bits of her tits in Brazil.


“Physics ha shown us that one stick of would not blow tits all the way to Brazil . There is no record of any event of such nature in either North Carolina or Brazil. In exploring other versions with different locations there has been no solid evidence this event occurred. It is believed to be a story meant to scare girls from masturbation…”


There once was a man from Havana
Who thought he could play the piana
His finger did slip
And undid his zip
And out popped a hairy banana

“Research on this legend led me to Miami where Rudolph Martinez, a Cuban exile living in the United States. Upon talking with him he related the story of the incident to me.
“As a teenager I fancied myself a good musician. I could play the guitar and trombone like nothing else. I was in a bar in downtown Havana and this senorita asked me if I could play her a song on the piano. She was so beautiful that I didn’t tell her I didn’t know how to play and went up there. My finger did slip on the key and my zipper opened and little Rudolph popped out to say hola. I ran out of there in embarrassment.” Rudolph said with a laugh.”


There once was a lady from NIzes
Who had breast of two different sizes
One was small
And round like a ball
And the other was big and won prizes


“Upon consulting Ripley’s believe it or not I found there was a similar cases of this happening. A woman named Teetsa Round from a town called Mizes in California had two different size breasts. The left one was a 32B, while the right was a 30D. She is not known to have won prizes for the right one, but she was a spokesperson for a bra company in the early 20th century.”


There once was a man named Ray
Who fashioned a cunt out of clay
But the heat of his prick
Turned the clay to brick
And tore all his foreskin away”


“Consultation with a pottery expert shows that the heat generated during sex could not turn clay into brick. Further lack of evidence on this matter has convinced me of it’s inauthenticity…”


There Once was a man named Sinclair
Who was fucking his girl on the stair
The banister it broke
So he quickened his stroke
And finished her off in midair


“This is a popular story on college campuses with many universities claiming to be the sight of such an affair. This legend does can be physically possible, and a check of police records at the University of Washington came up with police record of an incident. Police say in 1964 two students were having sex in a back staircase of Screwer Hall when the banister broke. A janitor found them a few hours later and phone police. Both were found dead and semen was discovered in the woman. Police couldn’t confirm whether the student, Rodney Sinclair, had actually finished her midair…”

WRITTEN BY JORGE WASHINGTINO FOR THE STATE URINAL

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Band loses anti-piracy suit for songs being so terrible. [02 Feb 2005|09:48am]

yankeewanky

New York- A federal judge through out an anti-piracy lawsuit by members of the band The Revolution Rules! after determining their songs absolutely sucked.

As part of the preliminary hearings the CD that was put into evidence was played on a CD player. When the judge heard the songs he asked the band to explain their type of music and songs. The band described themselves as a little Weezer, some Gin Blossoms, and Bowling for Soup.

"I am a fan of the Gin Blossoms and Weezer I must say two things. First, never mix them with the likes of Bowling for Soup. Next, your stuff sucks!"

The judge listed off a series of complaints about the music, including ripping off melody from Better than Ezra, bad singing and lyrics that were "Pat Booneish". The judge said they should be happy that anyone listened to their crap and that was payment enough for damages incurred.

The defendant, Jeremy Barns, age 13, was let off the charge of pirating music, but the judge strongly recommended that he get a hearing test and follow it up with a copy of Enter Sandman from Metallica to get him back on the straight and narrow.

WRITTEN BY PARSON MONTHLY FOR B.S. WIRE SERVICE

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Is this community alive" [22 Jan 2005|12:47am]

yankeewanky
Hi I'm new. I don;t know if this community is alive, but I would like to submit my journal adn community for review. I like to write satirical news pieces (Jon Stewart fan, of course). If anyone is interesting then deifnatel join the community. It could use more members.
My lj
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My Community
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[17 Jul 2004|04:51pm]

eliohyeseli
Hey guys/Gals im new here.


I have 3 penguins. they are all wearing bandanas.


Poop is CLiche.
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